Noodlegate

So at our residential pool at our apartment complex there has been quit the noodle scandal. Last years noodles were left in the lifeguard shed with some beach chairs for the season and when they opened the pool again for this summer surprisingly all the noodles were gone. theres an aerobic exercise program each morning where the elderly use noodles and stretch in the pool and to there dismay they had no noodles and about 15 elderly people marched up to the office to see where there beloved noodles went. the office informed them that they were stolen by someone over spring and didn't know where they went. they asked why they didn't take anything else out of the shed like the pool supplies of chairs or food in the fridge. they believe someone just didn't want noodle activity in the pool. the noodles were rotten any way the office explained. so my mother the good mensch she is went to wall mart for all those who couldn't drive and bought a large supply of new summer noodles but the secret and mystery to Noodle Gate will never be solved.