would lisa use this?

someone who loves hello kitty but is also the singer of stay

so here is Lisa and her HelloLisa album and I think this gun is crazy, she also loves pink and has a pink fridge and hangs out with Adam Goldberg and is Jewish and single living a urband life in New York City. Would she shoot a gun?

Interning

I made copies for 2 hours the other day. Zach Rose informed me after the two hour ordeal I could have just printed the pdf 7 times, instead we made 7 copies of copies.

Interning

I still can't tell you how f-ing cool my internship is, best office, coolest location, got to be in a pilot, get to do "research", now I know what your thinking....dumb office lackey stuff like making copies or getting coffee but no I get to SHRED!

Movie Business

So I was working at the theater today and scene opens....
Busy as fuck raining and thunder and lighting saturday. Simpson premiere weekend. We get hit by lightening and are on light out lock down and two small boys come to buy candy.

Boy #1: I'd like some snocaps please.
Boy #2: I'd like some rainsnets please.
Boy #1: Oh NO! you can't give him those, he is allergic and just trying to kill himself!
- I just do what is asked and would rather move on to the next customer than bother with my moral standing on rainsnets-
Me: good luck.

end scene

cliche, sureeal, ironic don

My Mother is crazy

Noodlegate

So at our residential pool at our apartment complex there has been quit the noodle scandal. Last years noodles were left in the lifeguard shed with some beach chairs for the season and when they opened the pool again for this summer surprisingly all the noodles were gone. theres an aerobic exercise program each morning where the elderly use noodles and stretch in the pool and to there dismay they had no noodles and about 15 elderly people marched up to the office to see where there beloved noodles went. the office informed them that they were stolen by someone over spring and didn't know where they went. they asked why they didn't take anything else out of the shed like the pool supplies of chairs or food in the fridge. they believe someone just didn't want noodle activity in the pool. the noodles were rotten any way the office explained. so my mother the good mensch she is went to wall mart for all those who couldn't drive and bought a large supply of new summer noodles but the secret and mystery to Noodle Gate will never be solved.

currently

my stuff was taken off today in a giant wood box by two big black men in a truck.

red eye tonight.

i love my friends.

BRs and Business

new tag line.
lets take some wrips and do something productive for once!

Tahoe Memorial Day Weekend

this is the life, sunburn and all

todAY: woke up to the view 10am
worked out at the student rec center at the university of oregon from 10:30 till 11:45.
worshipped the sun from 12-2pm.
did some homework 3-4
class 4-5:20
cleaned my room 5:20-6
ate dinner with sweet boy 6-8
tried to have sex 8-9
10pm session

stand off

So today outside of the Lilis Business complex at the University of Oregon I had a 5 minute stand off with a squirrel. I believe he smelled my Luna bar which is made for women and by my guess he was a male squirrel because i believe all animals are boys and i don't like animals or care either. so he touched my shoulder and i was scared so i got off the bench to give him some space but all he was doing was being an evil squirrel he growled at me and pounced twice. all i wanted to do was get my back pack and go to class but he was guarded my back pack and i had this horrible fear he would jump inside and then i would have a squirrel in my BAG!!! fear not a nice citizen helped shoo away the squirrel and i got my back pack and left. fucking animals, i would rather they lived on their own planted and we just killed them for food and brought them to earth.

enchanting

I went to see David Sedaris in Portland OR, last night at the Hellen Keller Auditorium and let me tell you, Helen Keller was a douche and was a communist and she did some bad things. but over all the experience of being in her named after auditoriun did not get to me.

As a great humorist writer does, he kinda plays the stand up comedian card a little too, so he anwsered questions pretty long and drawn out in a funny monoluuge way.

I went to the lobby after the lecture to buy myself a copy to sign and then a figured, lets go all out, and buy a copy of World War Z when the zombies take over the world in the future. His last thoughts were suggestions for Zombies and I know someone who loves zombies so I got him a copy.

In my copy of Me Talk Pretty One Day, David drew me running away from Zombies, we had a brief conversation about virginity and grindhouse and he told me i was a very enchanting young lady.

lucky

it must be a sign when your religiously wearing a wide plastic head band that today of all days you get shit on! literally bird shit fell on my head band at which point in the day i am not sure and i hope it wasn't sitting on my head band all of class. but when i made it home at 5:26 and went to the bathroom i noticed a big brown glob of shit on my white headband and the odds of it hitting my headband instead of my head are insane, i find this extremely enlightening and my mother claims its good luck! i will take it as that! g-d things are cool!

6

today was fun. a dull monday turns from tragic to ok. i mean lets be honest, i am still here and i feel bad but i am thankful for my life. well this is one of the cool things that happened to me, after the high priestess employee confessed his love to me.

cool huh?

like whoa!

paragraph of my life

"________and _________ stood at the edge of the bed for what felt like a long time, watching their children sleep, and listening to the rain drumming against the house, afraid to even look at one another. ______'s mouth was dry, her bathing suit unpleasantly tight around the waist. When ______ finally spoke, there was an audible tremor in _______'s voice.

-Were not gonna do anything crazy are we?

_____ though it over for a moment. ______ felt light-headed, almost weightless, as if she were about to rise off the floor.

-I don't know. ______ whispered, reacher for _______'s hand, threading her fingers through _______.

-You'll have to define crazy"

END SCENE

Clean Kicks

So i decided all my converse should get a makeover, except for my green and pink ones for some reason. i think i don't wear them as much, they are high tops and kind of faded but i have had some of these shoes for almost 7 years, and that says a lot. i shined them up with a mr.clean magic eraser and wow, or should i said like whoa! they came out almost as clean as maybe 2 weeks of wear except for retaining the original shape which is hard to maintain when you are doing lots of bending and scuffing. but now they are all scuff free and the color scheme, including my red vans are very americana which i never noticed but i think thats my east coast democratic charm.




I also have allotted two gym shoes which both represent my personality and fitness style. my DC grey and white air force one like shoes, and my etnies bright yellow. i always take them right off when i get home and put them to the side of my room and never tread on grass with them....gotta keep them kicks clean.