New Employer

Thanks for calling the Corithian Yacht Club how may I direct your call?

twitter

me and uncle Teddy signed up for twitter today, its pretty fun.

Steve Miller

So I saw the Steve Miller Band a few hours ago. It was a tribute to my mother and it was her birthday. Some interesting things about the show with some videos soon to come: first off Joe Cocker opened and I had no idea he sang so many songs we all knew so well. Mostly the one that came to mind the most was the Wonder Years theme song, "I get high from a little help from my friends" Steve Miller fucking rocked. He had two encores of course with last of the Joker. Something I found interesting was his recent recording at the Lucas ranch for his new album and songs for the new Star Wars movie. is there a conspircacy between classic rock and Star Wars?

Puddlez

doubles

triples.

fun.

tuesday.

puke.

lovin lines

practicing photoshop

Terminal Preppy

You can take the girl out of prep school but I guess not the prep out of the girl.

Lets go to the gym and tanning.




I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead

My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation

John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuck

Win! Win!
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie