Terminal Preppy

You can take the girl out of prep school but I guess not the prep out of the girl.

Lets go to the gym and tanning.




I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead

My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation

John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuck

Win! Win!
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie

hard days work

Proof:

Progress:
Litho is my life now.


charge that ink roller:

invasion

Severe nerds have invaded my once hip house. they brought rock band and beer but it doesn't mean I think they are cool. roommate #3 is pretending to be drunk, this will be a long night till I go to my party.

would lisa use this?

someone who loves hello kitty but is also the singer of stay

so here is Lisa and her HelloLisa album and I think this gun is crazy, she also loves pink and has a pink fridge and hangs out with Adam Goldberg and is Jewish and single living a urband life in New York City. Would she shoot a gun?

Interning

I made copies for 2 hours the other day. Zach Rose informed me after the two hour ordeal I could have just printed the pdf 7 times, instead we made 7 copies of copies.

Interning

I still can't tell you how f-ing cool my internship is, best office, coolest location, got to be in a pilot, get to do "research", now I know what your thinking....dumb office lackey stuff like making copies or getting coffee but no I get to SHRED!

Movie Business

So I was working at the theater today and scene opens....
Busy as fuck raining and thunder and lighting saturday. Simpson premiere weekend. We get hit by lightening and are on light out lock down and two small boys come to buy candy.

Boy #1: I'd like some snocaps please.
Boy #2: I'd like some rainsnets please.
Boy #1: Oh NO! you can't give him those, he is allergic and just trying to kill himself!
- I just do what is asked and would rather move on to the next customer than bother with my moral standing on rainsnets-
Me: good luck.

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