would lisa use this?

someone who loves hello kitty but is also the singer of stay

so here is Lisa and her HelloLisa album and I think this gun is crazy, she also loves pink and has a pink fridge and hangs out with Adam Goldberg and is Jewish and single living a urband life in New York City. Would she shoot a gun?

Interning

I made copies for 2 hours the other day. Zach Rose informed me after the two hour ordeal I could have just printed the pdf 7 times, instead we made 7 copies of copies.

Interning

I still can't tell you how f-ing cool my internship is, best office, coolest location, got to be in a pilot, get to do "research", now I know what your thinking....dumb office lackey stuff like making copies or getting coffee but no I get to SHRED!

Movie Business

So I was working at the theater today and scene opens....
Busy as fuck raining and thunder and lighting saturday. Simpson premiere weekend. We get hit by lightening and are on light out lock down and two small boys come to buy candy.

Boy #1: I'd like some snocaps please.
Boy #2: I'd like some rainsnets please.
Boy #1: Oh NO! you can't give him those, he is allergic and just trying to kill himself!
- I just do what is asked and would rather move on to the next customer than bother with my moral standing on rainsnets-
Me: good luck.

end scene

cliche, sureeal, ironic don

My Mother is crazy

Noodlegate

So at our residential pool at our apartment complex there has been quit the noodle scandal. Last years noodles were left in the lifeguard shed with some beach chairs for the season and when they opened the pool again for this summer surprisingly all the noodles were gone. theres an aerobic exercise program each morning where the elderly use noodles and stretch in the pool and to there dismay they had no noodles and about 15 elderly people marched up to the office to see where there beloved noodles went. the office informed them that they were stolen by someone over spring and didn't know where they went. they asked why they didn't take anything else out of the shed like the pool supplies of chairs or food in the fridge. they believe someone just didn't want noodle activity in the pool. the noodles were rotten any way the office explained. so my mother the good mensch she is went to wall mart for all those who couldn't drive and bought a large supply of new summer noodles but the secret and mystery to Noodle Gate will never be solved.