Tahoe Memorial Day Weekend

this is the life, sunburn and all

todAY: woke up to the view 10am
worked out at the student rec center at the university of oregon from 10:30 till 11:45.
worshipped the sun from 12-2pm.
did some homework 3-4
class 4-5:20
cleaned my room 5:20-6
ate dinner with sweet boy 6-8
tried to have sex 8-9
10pm session

stand off

So today outside of the Lilis Business complex at the University of Oregon I had a 5 minute stand off with a squirrel. I believe he smelled my Luna bar which is made for women and by my guess he was a male squirrel because i believe all animals are boys and i don't like animals or care either. so he touched my shoulder and i was scared so i got off the bench to give him some space but all he was doing was being an evil squirrel he growled at me and pounced twice. all i wanted to do was get my back pack and go to class but he was guarded my back pack and i had this horrible fear he would jump inside and then i would have a squirrel in my BAG!!! fear not a nice citizen helped shoo away the squirrel and i got my back pack and left. fucking animals, i would rather they lived on their own planted and we just killed them for food and brought them to earth.

enchanting

I went to see David Sedaris in Portland OR, last night at the Hellen Keller Auditorium and let me tell you, Helen Keller was a douche and was a communist and she did some bad things. but over all the experience of being in her named after auditoriun did not get to me.

As a great humorist writer does, he kinda plays the stand up comedian card a little too, so he anwsered questions pretty long and drawn out in a funny monoluuge way.

I went to the lobby after the lecture to buy myself a copy to sign and then a figured, lets go all out, and buy a copy of World War Z when the zombies take over the world in the future. His last thoughts were suggestions for Zombies and I know someone who loves zombies so I got him a copy.

In my copy of Me Talk Pretty One Day, David drew me running away from Zombies, we had a brief conversation about virginity and grindhouse and he told me i was a very enchanting young lady.

lucky

it must be a sign when your religiously wearing a wide plastic head band that today of all days you get shit on! literally bird shit fell on my head band at which point in the day i am not sure and i hope it wasn't sitting on my head band all of class. but when i made it home at 5:26 and went to the bathroom i noticed a big brown glob of shit on my white headband and the odds of it hitting my headband instead of my head are insane, i find this extremely enlightening and my mother claims its good luck! i will take it as that! g-d things are cool!

6

today was fun. a dull monday turns from tragic to ok. i mean lets be honest, i am still here and i feel bad but i am thankful for my life. well this is one of the cool things that happened to me, after the high priestess employee confessed his love to me.

cool huh?

like whoa!