invasion

Severe nerds have invaded my once hip house. they brought rock band and beer but it doesn't mean I think they are cool. roommate #3 is pretending to be drunk, this will be a long night till I go to my party.

would lisa use this?

someone who loves hello kitty but is also the singer of stay

so here is Lisa and her HelloLisa album and I think this gun is crazy, she also loves pink and has a pink fridge and hangs out with Adam Goldberg and is Jewish and single living a urband life in New York City. Would she shoot a gun?

Interning

I made copies for 2 hours the other day. Zach Rose informed me after the two hour ordeal I could have just printed the pdf 7 times, instead we made 7 copies of copies.

Interning

I still can't tell you how f-ing cool my internship is, best office, coolest location, got to be in a pilot, get to do "research", now I know what your thinking....dumb office lackey stuff like making copies or getting coffee but no I get to SHRED!

Movie Business

So I was working at the theater today and scene opens....
Busy as fuck raining and thunder and lighting saturday. Simpson premiere weekend. We get hit by lightening and are on light out lock down and two small boys come to buy candy.

Boy #1: I'd like some snocaps please.
Boy #2: I'd like some rainsnets please.
Boy #1: Oh NO! you can't give him those, he is allergic and just trying to kill himself!
- I just do what is asked and would rather move on to the next customer than bother with my moral standing on rainsnets-
Me: good luck.

end scene

cliche, sureeal, ironic don

My Mother is crazy