Tuesday, May 8, 2007

this is the life, sunburn and all

todAY: woke up to the view 10am
worked out at the student rec center at the university of oregon from 10:30 till 11:45.
worshipped the sun from 12-2pm.
did some homework 3-4
class 4-5:20
cleaned my room 5:20-6
ate dinner with sweet boy 6-8
tried to have sex 8-9
10pm session





Tuesday, May 1, 2007

stand off

So today outside of the Lilis Business complex at the University of Oregon I had a 5 minute stand off with a squirrel. I believe he smelled my Luna bar which is made for women and by my guess he was a male squirrel because i believe all animals are boys and i don't like animals or care either. so he touched my shoulder and i was scared so i got off the bench to give him some space but all he was doing was being an evil squirrel he growled at me and pounced twice. all i wanted to do was get my back pack and go to class but he was guarded my back pack and i had this horrible fear he would jump inside and then i would have a squirrel in my BAG!!! fear not a nice citizen helped shoo away the squirrel and i got my back pack and left. fucking animals, i would rather they lived on their own planted and we just killed them for food and brought them to earth.