Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
this is the life, sunburn and all
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
stand off
So today outside of the Lilis Business complex at the University of Oregon I had a 5 minute stand off with a squirrel. I believe he smelled my Luna bar which is made for women and by my guess he was a male squirrel because i believe all animals are boys and i don't like animals or care either. so he touched my shoulder and i was scared so i got off the bench to give him some space but all he was doing was being an evil squirrel he growled at me and pounced twice. all i wanted to do was get my back pack and go to class but he was guarded my back pack and i had this horrible fear he would jump inside and then i would have a squirrel in my BAG!!! fear not a nice citizen helped shoo away the squirrel and i got my back pack and left. fucking animals, i would rather they lived on their own planted and we just killed them for food and brought them to earth.
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