enchanting

I went to see David Sedaris in Portland OR, last night at the Hellen Keller Auditorium and let me tell you, Helen Keller was a douche and was a communist and she did some bad things. but over all the experience of being in her named after auditoriun did not get to me.

As a great humorist writer does, he kinda plays the stand up comedian card a little too, so he anwsered questions pretty long and drawn out in a funny monoluuge way.

I went to the lobby after the lecture to buy myself a copy to sign and then a figured, lets go all out, and buy a copy of World War Z when the zombies take over the world in the future. His last thoughts were suggestions for Zombies and I know someone who loves zombies so I got him a copy.

In my copy of Me Talk Pretty One Day, David drew me running away from Zombies, we had a brief conversation about virginity and grindhouse and he told me i was a very enchanting young lady.

lucky

it must be a sign when your religiously wearing a wide plastic head band that today of all days you get shit on! literally bird shit fell on my head band at which point in the day i am not sure and i hope it wasn't sitting on my head band all of class. but when i made it home at 5:26 and went to the bathroom i noticed a big brown glob of shit on my white headband and the odds of it hitting my headband instead of my head are insane, i find this extremely enlightening and my mother claims its good luck! i will take it as that! g-d things are cool!

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today was fun. a dull monday turns from tragic to ok. i mean lets be honest, i am still here and i feel bad but i am thankful for my life. well this is one of the cool things that happened to me, after the high priestess employee confessed his love to me.

cool huh?

like whoa!

paragraph of my life

"________and _________ stood at the edge of the bed for what felt like a long time, watching their children sleep, and listening to the rain drumming against the house, afraid to even look at one another. ______'s mouth was dry, her bathing suit unpleasantly tight around the waist. When ______ finally spoke, there was an audible tremor in _______'s voice.

-Were not gonna do anything crazy are we?

_____ though it over for a moment. ______ felt light-headed, almost weightless, as if she were about to rise off the floor.

-I don't know. ______ whispered, reacher for _______'s hand, threading her fingers through _______.

-You'll have to define crazy"

END SCENE

Clean Kicks

So i decided all my converse should get a makeover, except for my green and pink ones for some reason. i think i don't wear them as much, they are high tops and kind of faded but i have had some of these shoes for almost 7 years, and that says a lot. i shined them up with a mr.clean magic eraser and wow, or should i said like whoa! they came out almost as clean as maybe 2 weeks of wear except for retaining the original shape which is hard to maintain when you are doing lots of bending and scuffing. but now they are all scuff free and the color scheme, including my red vans are very americana which i never noticed but i think thats my east coast democratic charm.




I also have allotted two gym shoes which both represent my personality and fitness style. my DC grey and white air force one like shoes, and my etnies bright yellow. i always take them right off when i get home and put them to the side of my room and never tread on grass with them....gotta keep them kicks clean.